tipper gore's hairy cheesecake

so tipper gore and i are chatting it up. she wants me to put some highlights in the bangs of her graying blonde hair. we get her set up on a bar stool in an alley way for easy clean up. I'm also trimming up her ends and at the same time preparing a gigantic factory-sized cheesecake. truthfully it looks delish, but then i decide that a key ingredient is tipper gore's clippings. so into the dish it goes with the cream cheese and sugar. we cook it up and it's delightful, if chewy.

if this all sounds latently indecent to you, i can't say i fully disagree. c'est le fromage.