the drift


Tuesday, September 21, 2004

tipper gore's hairy cheesecake

so tipper gore and i are chatting it up. she wants me to put some highlights in the bangs of her graying blonde hair. we get her set up on a bar stool in an alley way for easy clean up. I'm also trimming up her ends and at the same time preparing a gigantic factory-sized cheesecake. truthfully it looks delish, but then i decide that a key ingredient is tipper gore's clippings. so into the dish it goes with the cream cheese and sugar. we cook it up and it's delightful, if chewy.

if this all sounds latently indecent to you, i can't say i fully disagree. c'est le fromage.


At 2:23 PM, September 21, 2004 , Blogger jdoublep said...

hon, munchin' tipper's creamy, chewy, hair pie isn't at all latent.

At 12:30 AM, September 22, 2004 , Blogger Sean Sinn said...

tipper had it out for Blackie Lawless.
yes, that is Blackie Lawless of WASP.
i was a wee lad ok, that and i loved satan and cheesy heavy metal.
anyway, tipper caught me just as I was coming the other night. i highlighted those bangs and gave her a facial in my frontseat just before al & the girls met us for a late dinner.
too fucked up to set up the blogspot.


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