Wolf Blitzer's Situation Room OF THE FUTURE ...

For the record, Wolf, the CGI model of the Capitol in front of Campbell Brown is ridiculous. It makes me wish I were a CGI Godzilla.

Furthermore, unless you are communicating with a time-traveling pundit who is talking with us from two days from now, the life-size hologram is unnecessary. And it only accentuates your, ah, diminutive stature. You know I love you, Wolf, but that's cheap eye-candy and makes me think you think the viewership could be mesmerized by shining things. I mean, literally, the hologram chick is shiny.

It's like when I found out the new Star Wars prequel had CGI characters in it.

Boo.