hopped up on caffeine and free wi-fi

Panera. Home of all things mediocre barring the exceptionally fast free wi-fi. Also, here in Olathe, second home to entrepreneurs, pharm salespeople, political operatives, realtors and housewives in search of respite.
this guy next to me in a full suit. older white guy with matching white hair and beard, tall and angular in his summery beige get up with the fine wale. reminding me of the modern version of a mad men character. unloading all he knows to his wet-behind-the-ears accomplice in a pink striped button-down re: all the latest in the pharm sales community, who's where, who's moving, who's selling, who's buying. If only he were enjoying a cigarette and highball instead of a large pink and yellow icy thing with what appears to be a small pvc pipe being used as a straw.
Good god. Skinny guy, are you really putting that in your willowy body?
I think a pack of unfiltered camels might be only marginally worse for you. and really, the enjoyment factor, soooo much greater.