Can we (white people) stop congratulating ourselves now?

I'm ready to get the fucking show on the road already. Enough with the self-congratulations, white people who didn't even vote for Obama anyway -- getting all excited about a black president like it's fucking Corn Dog day at Costco. Listen, I know it's historic and I'm actually very touched. Or, I was. Like 3 months ago. Now, I'm just ready for the person I helped elect show me if he's worth a gotdamn. Get to work!