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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Romney Money Quote

I caught this the other morning on NPR and it rose above the morning din of Ro in the backseat doing his caged wild animal routine and the honks of commuters like a black truffle-infused fart:
"People, they don't call it AMERICA Warming -- they call it GLOBAL warming! {raucous applause and woots ensue}"
Mitt, buddy, "they" are just being nice. They could totally call it 'American' warming given that we are the largest consumer of fossil fuels in the world.
And, to all you douchebags who actually cheered at that comment, you can suck it because while the rest of us get to move into the shiny new, climate-controlled, pollution-resistant protective biodome in the year 2025, your asses are getting left out in the cold, smog-filled, low ozone air. Try to shirk the duty to China and India then.

3 Comments:

At 8:55 AM, January 31, 2008 , Blogger emawkc said...

You heard this while you were in your car? I don't suppose it was a biodiesel-electric-hybrid-fuel cell car was it?

 
At 12:03 PM, January 31, 2008 , Blogger rubigimlet said...

nope, in my toyota corolla. the most fuel-efficient car I can afford. not that has anything to do with the validity of the point at hand.

 
At 3:06 PM, February 01, 2008 , Blogger pomegranate said...

I would like to be smarter.

 

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