She voted for Hillary Clinton!

And she ain't givin up on ye yet, Hillary!

http://www.wimp.com/horriblepolitics/

Lest you be skeptical that this is a farce, trust me, my husband is from the Ozarks. This broad really exists somewhere.

(Extra points: Watch for the alpaca and tell me, in seconds, how long it took her to deliberate, and ultimately decide against, flashing her floppy boobies.)